Neverbefore Seen (Not Really)

Is This Topic Awesome?

  • Yes

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Heck Yes

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    0
Status
Not open for further replies.
Dec 31, 1969
70
0
6
Kansas
Points
0
#1
Okay, i'm going to try something that no-one has ever done before, (Note, this is a complete and total lie, if you believe this you are a fool.). I am going to make a post, and then someone else makes a post, and then someone makes a post after them. Get it? And I shall be nice and your post can be about anything or nothing at all. Okay, lets start this up.

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash

Okay, someone else's turn. Go Go Go!
 

Einhander

C7 LEADER
Minecraft Builders
Steam Users
Jan 3, 2007
401
0
18
PA, US.
www.cozworld.com
Points
0
#2
SLEEP!!!! I WANT SLEEP!!!!! GIVE ME SLEEP!!!!
 

ShutUp9100

Steam Users
Dec 31, 1969
72
0
6
Weston, Wisconsin
Points
0
#3
I find that kittens are best eaten raw with a side of chicken.

EDIT: the chicken also has to be raw
 

HumeDog

Steam Users
Dec 31, 1969
110
0
16
Nebraska
Points
0
#4
Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

So the years rolled by and several died
And left us somewhat reelin'
Johnny strummed his Tommy gun
Left blastin' through the ceiling
So what became of rebels
Who sang for you and me?
Grapplin' with their demons
In the search for liberty

Suffers who suffer all
Can swim upon the desert
Where avarice have ravaged all
In spite of good intentions
Don't fill your mouth with gluttony
For pride will surely swell
But nothing's unforgiven in the four corners of hell

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

Envy and its evil twin
It crept in bed with slander
Idiots they gave advice
But sloth it gave no answer
Anger kills the human soul
With butter tales of lust
While pavlov's Dogs keep chewin'
On the legs they never trust

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

But It's the only life we'll know
Blagards to the bone
So don't wreck yourself
Take an honest grip
For there's more tales beyond the shore

Ah the years rolled by and several died
And left us somewhat reelin'
In and out came crawlin' out
And spewed upon the ceiling
So what became of rebels"
That sang for you and me
Grapplin; with their demons
In the search for liberty

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

there I participated :p
 

HumeDog

Steam Users
Dec 31, 1969
110
0
16
Nebraska
Points
0
#5
Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

So the years rolled by and several died
And left us somewhat reelin'
Johnny strummed his Tommy gun
Left blastin' through the ceiling
So what became of rebels
Who sang for you and me?
Grapplin' with their demons
In the search for liberty

Suffers who suffer all
Can swim upon the desert
Where avarice have ravaged all
In spite of good intentions
Don't fill your mouth with gluttony
For pride will surely swell
But nothing's unforgiven in the four corners of hell

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

Envy and its evil twin
It crept in bed with slander
Idiots they gave advice
But sloth it gave no answer
Anger kills the human soul
With butter tales of lust
While pavlov's Dogs keep chewin'
On the legs they never trust

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

But It's the only life we'll know
Blagards to the bone
So don't wreck yourself
Take an honest grip
For there's more tales beyond the shore

Ah the years rolled by and several died
And left us somewhat reelin'
In and out came crawlin' out
And spewed upon the ceiling
So what became of rebels"
That sang for you and me
Grapplin; with their demons
In the search for liberty

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

there I participated :p
 
Thread Starter
Thread Starter
Suicide_Messiah
Dec 31, 1969
70
0
6
Kansas
Points
0
#6
............................................________
....................................,.-??...................``~.,
.............................,.-?...................................?-.,
.........................,/...............................................?:,
.....................,?......................................................\,
.................../...........................................................,}
................./......................................................,:`^`..}
.............../...................................................,:?........./
..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../
............./__.(.....?~-,_..............................,:`........../
.........../(_....?~,_........?~,_....................,:`........_/
..........{.._$;_......?=,_.......?-,_.......,.-~-,},.~?;/....}
...........((.....*~_.......?=-._......?;,,./`..../?............../
...,,,___.\`~,......?~.,....................`.....}............../
............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-?
............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\
.............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__
,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-,
.....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\
...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\
................................`:,,...........................`\..............__
.....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``
........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\
 

Einhander

C7 LEADER
Minecraft Builders
Steam Users
Jan 3, 2007
401
0
18
PA, US.
www.cozworld.com
Points
0
#7
n1 man! but it makes me queezy!!!

WHOARF!!!!!!!
your gona clean that up right?
 
Thread Starter
Thread Starter
Suicide_Messiah
Dec 31, 1969
70
0
6
Kansas
Points
0
#8
I'm not the janitor, get one of the recruits to do it.
 

ShutUp9100

Steam Users
Dec 31, 1969
72
0
6
Weston, Wisconsin
Points
0
#11
you should go insane sometime. It's a lot more fun than being sane and I know that from personal experience.
 

Cthulhu

New Member
Dec 31, 1969
7
0
1
Manchester, England
Points
0
#12
Suicide_Messiah";p="4990 said:
I'm not the janitor, get one of the recruits to do it.
:'(




If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book... BOOBOOBOOBOOBOOKbook. BOOK BOOK.
 
Dec 31, 1969
16
0
8
27
Niagara Falls, NY, USA
Points
0
#14
Giant metal headcrab? What kind of hilarious things do people think of today? NO!! I've got one! How about a headcrab that humps heads, but rips them off first!!
 

BioHazard

Steam Users
Dec 31, 1969
436
0
16
Ishpeming, MI, USA
Points
0
#15
RAWR POOKIES ATTACK!!!!11one MWAHAHAHAH!

Soooooo....

Anyone ever wondered why we call a hamburger a "hamburger" if it's made out of beef? o_O
And someone better clean up Ein's mess cuz I know I sure as hell won't.. D: It's starting to move.. Omg it's talking to me.. It's saying.. "Kill them.. Kill them all!..." D:< DIE EVIL THINGY!!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Users Who Are Viewing This Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 1)