one time i played sven until my eyes bled. someone asked me, "why are your eyes bleeding?" and i just said "because, sven is just that insanely awesome." then i shot the bastard for even asking me such a stupid question. okay, not really...i just told him to please get me some napkins.
one time i was playing sven and my house caught on fire. was it an electrical fire? no. was it arson? no. the truth, sven = teh hotness. you may be wondering, "did he flee the blazing inferno? did he retreat from the conflagration that threatened to engulf him?" hell no...i had a world to save from an alien invasion. to this day you can still hear the sounds of a double shotty coming from the charred remains of my former house. true story...i'd show you the newpaper article, but i got it too close to sven and it burned.
One day, I was playing Sven and the almighty light of heaven shown down upon me. God spoke to me from on high and said thusly "Alex, I have decided to reveal myself to thee, first, as a sign of the Second Coming of my Son unto the world. What sayeth thee?" And I was all, "Jeez, God, can't you see I'm playing the best mod of all-time? Who needs a Second Coming? All I'm waiting for Sven's second coming... to the Source engine. Second Coming this." And I flicked God off and deprived every soul in Christendom from salvation... but who the hell needs that when you have Sven, on the C7 servers?
BTW: There is still a Coz server up on Sven. It's the unpassworded home server. All the plugins are gone and the names don't change automatically. It's just a bare-bones Sven server, except rope still works... and the awesome maps.