Well I choose TheDark1 because for one Jesus don't want to deal with the situation alone at least not without his father!
And two Darth Vader is probably taking a long vacation before George Lucas and Steven Spielberg has him bent over with these new soap opera versions of Star Wars coming out on the SciFi Channel!
So lets see Jesus = Jesus + God - God = Dark1 Wins!
Darth Vader + George Lucas & Steven Spielberg - being bent over with syndication = Dark1 Wins!
[align=center]The Winner[/align]
[align=center]""***THEDARK1***""[/align]